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The Story Faerie
The featured book this week is:
The filthy Princess

by Raven Talifero

once upon a time there was a very pretty princess, but no one knew she was pretty (exept her maid and servants) becuse of all the marvoluse dirt covering her pretty features. Once a week her maid and servants would struggle to chain her to a wall and wash her till she was shinning like a dimond. The princess always had a nasty temper after a bath so her maids and servants chained her to her bed for the night. In the mornings she would sneek out and play in a near by wood. She jumped in puddles in the spring. She ran through the woods as fast as she could in the summer (there was a nice bramble bush she liked to jump over). She climbed all the tallest trees in the fall and jumped in leaf piles. One day the princess met a filthy thing on two legs. "why that thing is as dirty a I am" she thought "hello"the thing said "what are you? "Im ..." the princess said hautily "The princess of rara-who-the-heck-knows-where! What are you?" "well..." the thing replied just as hautily "Im the princes of baba-who-the-heck-knows-where! and I think your filthy!" "I could say the same for you!" the princess said. And the filth covered royalty went and lived in a filthy cave and were happy and filthy forever more!