THE SHARK NAMED FRED

by Raven T.

once upon a time
in the icy cold ocean
their was a shark
most evil most loathsome

the sharks name
it was fred!
its eyes were black!
its teeth, red!

the shark liked to eat people
with great lusting,
it was said his
hobbie was "bone busting"

there was nothing he liked better
then a fresh human head
the people they feared him
with much lust and much dread

one gray and sad morning:

the huge and hungry shark
arived at the beach
he saw a fat person
that was just out of reach

oh how fred want that person
then he thought if
he could grabbed the fat persons leg
and frighten him stiff

fred thought and thought
no that last plot really stank
fred was board
really board to be Quite frank

then the hungry hungry
shark named fred
decided to jump
on to the beach with a feeling of dread

the horrible, the hungry,
the head eating shark named fred
leaped out of the water
to his target ahead

the people they screamed
as their kin
was tookin by fred
to be tookin within
the sharks giant head

the poor person
that was swallowed
now new that the insides of a shark
were all empty and hollowed

the persons gizzereds
were on the sharks chin
as he waved at the end
with his grosom bloody fin