my frogs

my pets name
its: willy
now, I almost
named him billy

but I thought
billy was a silly name
but "willy" I was sure
would bring my froggy fame

I should have
named willy billy
becuse willy is
very very silly

this very summer
I got another froggy
I almost named
it toddy

but my frog was a girl!
woe is mine
becuse willy
sent her a valentine!

my frog is to young
to be ingaged
please just wait
until he has aged

its to late
oh help oh help
willy and his wife
want to dine on kelp!

kelp is a
decatant treat
for frogs
to eat

willy had gotten
very boring
always sleapy
always snoring

so I got a frog named pete
me and him had lots of fun
I kept him with me all the time
until I left him in the sun

oh what a
tyrant pete was
he ripped up the sofa
and chewed up all the fuzz

he jumped on the table
and broke all the laws
and scratched up my car
with his horrible jaws

he was trying to
cause another desaster
when I got mad and
shouted "I AM THE MASTER!"

I put pete outside
and locked the door
now I could rest
becuse I'd ended the war